Living Next to Trolls

Oct 5, 2012 Author Guy

Ever since those fucktard new neighbors moved in with the lady next door, I have hated going outside to walk my dogs. Those people are just too fucking weird. They are ugly as hell. I thought it was two guys but come to find out my neighbor tells me it is her granddaughter and her boyfriend. OMFG – that girl got hit with the ugly stick. And it doesn’t help that she is short and just as big around as she is tall.

So those two sit outside on my neighbor’s back porch and smoke and talk on their cell phones. The boyfriend is very loud and he talks like a troll. Most of what he says is loud grunts and trashy ghetto words.

I feel bad for the neighbor lady and hop that those two move the hell out quick. She must be miserable having to see those two losers every night in her house. Especially when she is such a sweet church lady kind of person and has lived alone for as long as I have live here and known her.