WTF is that Car?

Sep 8, 2012 Author Guy

Saw a car in the parking lot of Kroger last night and it really grabbed my attention. First of all, it was this weird yellowish orange color that I haven’t noticed on any other cars. I’m not a fan of yellow cars anyway – I think they are ugly. Some colors just don’t belong on cars, you know what I mean?

Anyway, the body style of the car was very modern and slick. At first I thought it was a new Porsche or some new European model car. That is not all that unusual around here, because we have a lot of filthy rich motherfuckers living in Nashville. Between all the music business people and famous singers and songwriters, plus all the pro-sports people, Nashville is loaded with rich people who drive fancy cars.

So, I was intrigued to see both the actual model of the car and also if it had any particular vanity license plates that would give me a clue as to who was driving this sweet ride. So, I drove around the end of the two other lanes in the parking lot and drove the wrong way away from the exit just to get a good look at the car.

Turns out the car had temporary paper tags on it – so it was brand new and no help there with who owned it. And the little silver logo piece on the back of the car says that it is a Nissan. Holy Mother – that is a sweeeeeeeeeet ride! I want one of those!