Cake or Pie?

Sep 27, 2012 Author Guy

If you were going to have a nice dinner with a girl – maybe the first date with her – and you went to a nice restaurant and she wants to order dessert, what would you get? I took it that she wanted to stay at the restaurant a little longer and just keep on talking and getting to know each other while we picked at some dessert and had coffee. So I ordered a slice of pie but she ordered a huge piece of cake called, “Death By chocolate.” Then she only ate about one fourth of the cake and said it was “too rich” for her.

But my pie was good, I didn’t mind that she couldn’t eat all of the cake, but it did kinda bother me that she didn’t take the rest of it home with her. They just cleared the plates away and tossed 3/4 of a good piece of cake into the trash.

Taking my girl out

Apr 22, 2012 Author Guy

So i am taking my girl out to this new bar this weekend and I am so fucking stoked. My brother went there last weekend and said he had so much fucking fun. It is a country western bar that even has a bull riding contest like Gilley’s in Texas used to. I have never tried to ride one of those mechanical bulls, but I hear it is a lot of fun. Of course if you are drinking, just about anything is fun. My girl likes to line dance, so I know that she is going to love this place. I suppose I am going to have to learn how to line dance too now.

I can do a few of the country dances, like the two step and such, but I have never tried the line dances before. I hear that there are line dancing classes at this bar during the week when it is slow in there. I might go hit a couple of them up so I can finally do them. They don’t look that hard, but it doesn’t hurt to take a few classes. I just don’t think I will tell the guys just yet about them though.

Valentines date

Feb 15, 2012 Author Guy

So I took this chick out on a date on Valentines Day. I usually don’t go for that shit, but she was hot and really cool, so I broke my general rule about new dates on Valentines. I met her at my friends Superbowl party and we hit it off. I like a woman who knows her football and actually likes it as well. It is a rarity that women understand or like football. When you find one who does, it is smart to get to know her at least a little bit. We had a good time last night on our date rehashing the game. I took her to a little Italian restaurant I know of and then we went out for drinks and some dancing.

I think it went well enough that I would see her again. I will give it a couple of days before I call though, because I don’t want to seem too fucking eager. That would give her the upper hand and I want this to stay on equal footing just in case it actually goes somewhere. She did impress me by not sleeping with me on the first date and that is unusual. Now a days most women don’t care about that kind of thing, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

These aint your mommas toys

Sep 26, 2008 Author Guy

Sex toys of today blow away the adult toys of yesterday and your mom only wishes she had a vibrators that were waterproof and added attachments like clitoral stimulators. No unfortunately way back in the day women would have to buy massagers if they wanted anything that buzzed.

But today thankfully both women and men have thousands of different toys to choose from in order to help themselves or others get off! My question to you is what is your favorite sex toy of all time and why? That is all you can go now or leave a freaking comment!

Romance is in the air

Jun 20, 2008 Author Guy

Romance is in the air this time of year and I can just feel it sometimes and smell it as well it almost reminds me of my younger years when i would ride around town with friends and look around and hollar at women as they strolled thru town.

Of course i found the woman I married not that way but rather she found me one day while we were at a party at college we had both went to and it was there she knocked into me and spilled her drink all over me she told me later she had done it on purpose so i would stop talking to these other girls and come over and chat with her, lol.

I do not regret what she did one bit but would rather she split the drink on my pants rather than my jacket and shirt.