Much More Fancy ATM at the New Bank

Jan 29, 2013 Author Guy

Finally get fed up with my old bank and dumped them. My new bank is just down the street and today I used the ATM to make a deposit, something I would never trust my old bank to handle. There were nothing but constant problems with my account at the old bank – sometimes a deposit would not even show up on my account for 5-6 days after I had given them my cash money.

This new ATM is really fancy – probably three or four generations better than the one at my old bank. The new bank lets you credit your own deposit slip at home on the PC and integrate with the accounting software they gave me for free when I opened the account. It tracks everything that comes in and everything that goes out, and at the end of the year it does my fucking taxes for me, too. How about that?

So, this new ATM has a lot of options to get you exactly what you want, fast and easy. And it takes a photo of each check that you stick in the deposit slot, printing out a little paper receipt that includes the pictures in case you ever have a problem. My account is credited immediately and they send me emails and gave me the phone number of a real live person if I ever have to call the bank with a question. I feel a lot better about trusting this bank with my money.

Fucking Check Engine Light On Again

Jan 26, 2013 Author Guy

Why the fuck does the check engine light come on just a week or two before I have to take the damn car for the Emissions Inspection so I can get my tags renewed? How does the car know that this is the perfect time to fuck me over? Can’t drive on dead tags and can’t get tags with the check engine light one. So there goes a fast $800 to get the car worked on again.

Fucking I Phone

Apr 28, 2012 Author Guy

OMFG I have a love hate relationship with this fucking I Phone. It crashes at least once a week and I lost my information the first time. Fortunately I saved my old phone and was able to get the info transferred again. It was a pain in the ass though to have to go down there and do it. This time I am using the online feature to save my info, that way if it crashes again I can just log on with the phone and download it like that.

I really didn’t know that this feature was there until after I had to go back to the store.  One of my friends has one and told me about it. You would think that the people who sold it to me might have mentioned that to me when I bought it. Some people are just lazy ass hats though. Honestly, if you aren’t going to do your job right, then find a new one and let someone who actually likes the job have it. Lord knows there are plenty of people looking for work right now. Anyway, I am still calling them to bitch about the crash problems and if it keeps happening, I will take it back and ask for my money back.

Blah fucking blah

Apr 4, 2012 Author Guy

I am so fucking tired of hear these damned politicians talk shit. Ninety percent of them are all lying, cheating crooks and the other ten percent are just plain ineffectual. I suppose it is not the fault of the ten percent, because anything they try to do that is right, the crooks will not allow. These election campaigns are the worst part about it. I think it is wrong for big business to be able to fund the campaigns. They do not represent the rest of us. The only thing they represent is corporate control.

I am not very optimistic about the next four years or any after that. This country is in so much trouble financially that I am not sure that we can ever come out of it. Between the gas prices and the constant rise in consumer products, it is becoming more and more difficult for people to live. I may do well myself, but I have to watch various family members struggle regularly and it totally sucks ass. I miss the way things used to be before this so called recession. Life was so much simpler then and a lot easier for so many people. I will watch and wait and hopefully it will get better.

Four Wheeling

Mar 23, 2012 Author Guy

I just bought a fucking four wheeler. I couldn’t resist the lure after last weekends fun out at the mud pits. They are all on sale right now with really low financing and I can more than afford it so I went ahead and did it. Since I own a truck, transporting it will be easy. I can drive it up the ramps and right into the back of the truck. Next weekend I wont have to borrow anyone else’s ATV because now I have my own. I think I will take this little girl I have been seeing with me.

She is country all the way, so I know that she will love it. To be honest, I am surprised that she wasn’t there, because the friends who introduced us were there. I guess she had to work or something. I can’t really remember what they said because I was having so much fun. This is a dream I have had for a long time anyway, so I am really happy that I could make it come true. I am going to buy a tent and some camping supplies now, so that I can have my own little camp.