My TV Show Critique

Oct 10, 2012 Author Guy

Just watched “Nashville,” the new TV show, and I thought it was pretty good. I appreciate that the producers took great pains to do real location shots, like the real backstage of the Grand Old Opry and the real courthouse. Thank God people will know what it looks like here instead of Hollywood filming everything in L.A. and trying to bullshit people into thinking California scenery is what all of the country looks like. California has a very distinctive look to the trees and shrubs and even the houses – it looks nothing like California around here – trust me on this.

The storyline was believable but not anything close to real life for most of the music business people that I know. The music was good but I would not expect anything less from T Bone Burnett. This show could be the next “Dallas” – that wouldn’t be so bad.

Well Fuck Me Running!

Oct 7, 2012 Author Guy

What the fuck happened last night on my street? All the cars that are parked on the street have been splattered with eggs. Some punk motherfuckers had nothing better to do late last night than drive down my street throwing eggs at people’s cars?

This is insane. I should be able to park my car in front of my own damn house and not have to worry about some punk ass kids ruining my car’s paint job with eggs. If I catch those motherfuckers who did it I will have them arrested and will personally go to court to make sure those fuckers go to jail and not some lame ass probation or community service.

Living Next to Trolls

Oct 5, 2012 Author Guy

Ever since those fucktard new neighbors moved in with the lady next door, I have hated going outside to walk my dogs. Those people are just too fucking weird. They are ugly as hell. I thought it was two guys but come to find out my neighbor tells me it is her granddaughter and her boyfriend. OMFG – that girl got hit with the ugly stick. And it doesn’t help that she is short and just as big around as she is tall.

So those two sit outside on my neighbor’s back porch and smoke and talk on their cell phones. The boyfriend is very loud and he talks like a troll. Most of what he says is loud grunts and trashy ghetto words.

I feel bad for the neighbor lady and hop that those two move the hell out quick. She must be miserable having to see those two losers every night in her house. Especially when she is such a sweet church lady kind of person and has lived alone for as long as I have live here and known her.

Time for Pumpkins

Oct 2, 2012 Author Guy

Something about the chilly nights and the big harvest moon make me want to go buy some pumpkins and put them on the front porch. I don’t even have any kids to entertain with pumpkin carving, but to me the pumpkin is a seasonal symbol that everyone can embrace. You don’t even have to carve it into a scary face. Just putting a pumpkin on the front porch says that you care about your community and that you are celebrating or at least observing the change of seasons.

This weekend I plan on finding some charity or church that is selling fresh pumpkins and buying a couple. I might even buy an extra one and give it to my neighbor across the street. That old fucker never does anything to decorate his house. Maybe he can’t afford it or maybe he doesn’t think it is important. But if I give him a pumpkin for his front porch, then at least I get to look at it and enjoy the sight of the pumpkin and not just his plain, bare porch with ugly concrete steps.

Of course, if he just tosses it in the trash then I will be pissed off. But that is a possibility when you try to do something nice for people who don’t appreciate it.