So funny

Feb 28, 2012 Author Guy

I went to the sports bar last night for a couple of beers and to just get out of the house. Apparently there is a clown convention in town or something because there were about fifteen of them in the bar. There is nothing funnier then a bunch of drunk clowns having fun and cutting up. They had the whole bar rolling with laughter. The drunker they got the fucking funnier they got. Everyone in the bar started buying them drinks just to keep them going and it was a riot. A couple of them knew some acrobatics and got on the dance floor and did an impromptu show.

We were all taking pictures of them and with them to show to family and friends later. I had to because no one would ever believe it if I just told them about it. I stayed later than I intended to, but it was definitely worth it. I am tired today and slightly hung over, but I had an absolute blast last night.  I don’t think I will ever forget last night either. It was one of those stories that I will tell forever. At least I have pictures to prove it as well.

Daytona 500 baby

Feb 22, 2012 Author Guy

I can’t fucking wait. Daytona is this weekend and it is going to rock ! I may like football, but Nascar is where my heart lies. There is nothing better than to sit in the stands and feel the rumble of the engines as they go by. I am flying to Daytona to see the race in person. I will stay with some friends who live in Florida, not far from Daytona. Unfortunately they have to work, but I promised to bring them t-shirts from the race. John has offered me his camcorder to take with me to record the race. I haven’t decided if I will do that or not.  It depends on the camcorder. If it will last the whole race than it wont be that bad.

I have pit passes too, which means I will come back with a lot of signatures of my favorite drivers and their crews. I cannot wait to get Dale Jr’s siggy on my hat and Jeff Gordons siggy on my jersey. I am probably going to spend way more money then I should, but what the hell. This shit doesn’t happen all the time and I don’t know what will happen next year so this is it. Take advantage while I can.

Valentines date

Feb 15, 2012 Author Guy

So I took this chick out on a date on Valentines Day. I usually don’t go for that shit, but she was hot and really cool, so I broke my general rule about new dates on Valentines. I met her at my friends Superbowl party and we hit it off. I like a woman who knows her football and actually likes it as well. It is a rarity that women understand or like football. When you find one who does, it is smart to get to know her at least a little bit. We had a good time last night on our date rehashing the game. I took her to a little Italian restaurant I know of and then we went out for drinks and some dancing.

I think it went well enough that I would see her again. I will give it a couple of days before I call though, because I don’t want to seem too fucking eager. That would give her the upper hand and I want this to stay on equal footing just in case it actually goes somewhere. She did impress me by not sleeping with me on the first date and that is unusual. Now a days most women don’t care about that kind of thing, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Fucking internet

Feb 9, 2012 Author Guy

I hate my fucking internet company. I have to change them and soon. At least once a week my net goes out and I cannot get online. I am so tired of this shit. I know I shouldn’t have gotten internet through a satellite company, but it was a package deal with them and it sucks ass. I am seriously thinking about going back to cable. At least the cable only goes out when the lines are down from a big storm and not before hand, during or after a regular thunder storm.

I am researching the local companies to see who has the best deal. I can tell you now that Charter is looking real good too. They have the same package I have with satellite for less money. That is definitely a bonus. I will call them in a few minutes to see what they say, then I have to call my satellite company and cancel my account with them. Knowing them, they will probably try to charge me for breaking the contract, but I have registered enough complaints that I should be able to keep that from happening. Wish me luck people, I am going to need it. Damn satellite assholes.

Awesome

Feb 2, 2012 Author Guy

Like most men, I cannot live without my football. This season was fucking awesome and the Superbowl is going to rock ! New England Patriots vs the New York Giants. I love both of these teams. They have great coaches and amazing players who are going to battle it out on the field to see who is best this year. I cannot decide who I should root for. The Pats have a really good chance against the Giants, but I honestly think the Giants will take it. I think I may just lay some bets on that with a seven point spread.

Now I only need to decide what to do for the game. Do I go somewhere else or host a Superbowl party here at home? I think since I hosted last year that I will go elsewhere this year. I want to enjoy the game without having to worry about refreshments for guests. I know that my friends Jessie and his wife Lisa are hosting a party, so perhaps I will go there. Lisa is a great cook and always goes all out for parties. She sure makes Jessie proud when she does too. He always brags about her cooking to everyone.