Fucking hungry

Jan 22, 2012 Author Guy

I am so fucking hungry. Okay, I am a guy so I eat a lot and I am starving right now. I have a craving for some shrimp on the barby and a porterhouse steak. You know what that means. Outback Steak House tonight ! They haev the best steak ever, well with the exception of one. Kobe beef is the best beef in the world , but who can afford that shit. I love me some Outback steaks. The restaurant itself is unique and the food is meat and potatoes style good. Now I just have to decide if I want to eat alone or take a friend or date.

I think I will just take a friend for easy conversation. Taking a date means trying to impress someone and attempting to enjoy my meal at the same time. I would rather just enjoy the meal and casual conversation with someone I don’t have to impress. My buddy John is usually available, as he is not married yet either and is not dating anyone seriously right now,  so I had better give him a call before he makes plans. Who knows, maybe we can go play a few games of pool and have a couple of draft beers after dinner.

Piss on that

Jan 16, 2012 Author Guy

I couldn’t believe the price for a new pair of work boots. They want two hundred dollars for a new pair of boots. Piss on that shit. I will not shop in that store anymore. Time to buy at Wally World or somewhere else. Maybe I will look online, but buying boots online is kind of scary. You have to try work boots on to see if they fit the way you want them to. I always put both boots on and walk around a bit to make sure that they are going to be exactly what I want.

Then again, if I buy the exact same boots I have online for cheaper, they should fit the same as the ones I have. I really would like to upgrade to a pair of Red Wing boots but they are really expensive and even more so in the stores. Perhaps I could go try them on in the store and then order what I want online for cheaper. That might work out well for me. Either way I am still going to have to buy new boots for work. I hate shopping for work boots. Oh well, what must be done, must be done.

Drinking Bacon

Jan 7, 2012 Author Guy

diet coke

I know that there are some strange foods and odd drinks on the market. Especially in other countries. I wonder if there really is a Diet Coke with bacon flavor? So many people know how to use Photoshop that this could be a fake photo. I found the photo on Facebook, so it could be just a fake digital image that someone made for a laugh. But I like bacon and I have to admit that a flavored Diet Coke is intriguing.

No Cucumbers

Jan 2, 2012 Author Guy

One thing I really don’t like to eat is cucumbers. I don’t like them, no matter what you do to them or how you fix them. I don’t like them raw. I don’t like them marinated in vinegar. I don’t like them pickled, either. When I order a burger at the fast food places I have to ask them to hold the pickles or I have to pick them off with my fingers before I can eat the burger. Cucumbers are a pretty much useless vegetable as far as I’m concerned.