Well Fuck Me Running!

Oct 7, 2012 Author Guy

What the fuck happened last night on my street? All the cars that are parked on the street have been splattered with eggs. Some punk motherfuckers had nothing better to do late last night than drive down my street throwing eggs at people’s cars?

This is insane. I should be able to park my car in front of my own damn house and not have to worry about some punk ass kids ruining my car’s paint job with eggs. If I catch those motherfuckers who did it I will have them arrested and will personally go to court to make sure those fuckers go to jail and not some lame ass probation or community service.

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